Toads With Attitude

wild-at-heaart:

Male poison arrow frog (Dendrobates macero) by pbertner on Flickr.

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.

i am a true blue senor of love

“I think we should break up, paul, I just don’t feel the same way about you anymore. the spark is gone and i just don’t find you attractive anymore”

“why are you telling me this now leslie”

licking toads makes you smarter, it’s a proven fact. Look it up. In science.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HORRIBLE BLOOD STAINS? WHAT HORRIBLE BLOOD STAINS? THIS IS JUST … CORN SYRUP, FOR MY EXCITING NEW ART INSTALLATION. IT’S CALLED “NOBODY DIED HERE AT ALL, CERTAINLY NOT MY STUPID EX-BOYFRIEND” AND I THINK THE MOMA WILL PROBABLY BE INTERESTED.

MOVE ALONG. I DON’T WANT YOU INFLUENCING MY ART WITH YOUR AMATEUR ASSESSMENTS.

• Question: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy. - Anonymous
• Answer:

  do they work on toads

if you do not let go of this toad it will pee on you

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF!!!!!

wadaboy:

Battletoad: Badass

“they would not let me onto Sons of Anarchy because i am a toad”

• Question: I lol'd so hard at your caption. - jsdykstra-deactivated20120117
• Answer:

  muchos gracias, señor toad-monger. you photographed nature’s perfect creature with much skill, but remember, with great talent comes great responsibility!

too many drugs